Have you ever wondered how you know a person is homosexual? Are you one of the people whose gay radar is offline? Well don’t you worry about a thing cause closet homosexuals usually goes under another more public name, REPUBLICANS!
That’s right folks you heard right. The more anti gay rights the republican is the more homosexual he or she will be. If the republican is a minister as well or member of some committee protecting morals and ethic don’t look no further he is as gay as you get! Before you know it he will run off to the nearest public toilet with a dick up his ass and a crack pipe in his mouth whistling zipididoda.
So there you go. Be sure to tune in for next week’s blog. How to spot a closet drawer.